Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Day trip anticipation

A lovely night in the company of others invited round to a resident's cottage spent sitting in front of a red hot Rayburn sipping whiskey. Despite the late hour it is still light outside, very contradictory as it would be a dark night in London.

I have yet to achieve any basic competence in matters Rayburn, so I will try again today to get and keep a home fire burning.

It's Wednesday on Erraid, a day for a trip off the island so we are all going over to Iona, an historic ancient Iron Age island with a monastery dating back to 560AD.

A day off logging too so a chance to relax in the company of others as we take small boats and ferries to get to our destination.

It's a blustery day out there so hopefully the water won't be too rough.

Where do babies come from?

We had rhubarb pie today that Orlando and his team had picked and cut yesterday.

Now these aren't just ordinary rhubarb, but what can one say other than 'delicious' without sounding like an M&S ad?

I remembered Mum used to grow rhubarb in the garden when we lived in Guernsey and convincing us that babies are to be found under rhubarb leaves.

A morning in a day on Erraid

So the day starts at 0915 when we meet up in the communal room to sit in a circle, hold hands for a while and tune in, following by 'checking in' and telling how everyone how we are feeling today. This morning t'other Paul had baby Finlay with him and couldn't join in as his wife had gone over to Oban earlier this morning.
After the first circuit, the residents tell us what they plan to do that day and the helpers they need. So the Monday choice was candle polishing, cooking, gardening and weeding, digging, picking Rhubarb with Orlando or logging. Roger did complain that he had lost his measuring stick and was worried if it had ended up as kindling.

We all got concerned but not quite sure the hell what a measuring stick would look like before it could have disappeared into our Rayburn.

The candle polishing seemed quite popular, but I decided real men don't polish candles, my second choice, picking rhubarb with Olando quickly got snapped up naturally.

So logging for me with Roger, across the water on Mull, for the morning. Within no time I was sitting in the trailer as we drove across the sands, tide out, gazing at the herons, sand-pipers and terns. Even the cows were in on the action finding something of interest amongst the seaweed.

I discovered that logging is great fun, but extremely physical and hard work, we found the measuring stick and it does indeed helpfully avoid losing some of one's fingers to the chainsaw as it cuts effortlessly though the logs.

Whilst Roger operated the chainsaw, I lugged the logs to the trailer behind stacking them to avoid a bumpy trip back across the beach.

Now those logs get heavier as time goes on, some roll down onto the beach, quickly getting aerobic  heart and lungs, tuned by too many parkruns, kicked into easy action.

 On a roll as we measured, marked, cut and carried logs for the morning with a needed break for tea of course and recovery.

Thank god for the that chocolate and flask of tea Roger bought before we kicked off again for the next round of labouring.

The sunny weather quickly turned to heavy hail, another timeout sheltering under a fisherman's boat on the beach waiting for the noisy hail to stop.

I quickly discovered that the size and order you stack logs into the trailer matter if they are going to fit and survive the journey back.

I was wearing ear-protectors, a visor and hat, so whilst the chainsaw is buzzing one works on in splendid meditative isolation whilst the body just does its stuff.

 Two hours and the trailer is full up, enough for a week of logfires on the island apparent.

Of course when you sling another log into the fire to heat the water, radiators and room, you don't always think about how that log got to be there.

One of the benefits of Erraid is that you do stop taking everything for granted and community life is only possible, comfortably so, if every consumable has its own story and adventure.

Want to see what four hard physical man-hours of work looks like gentle reader?

But it's noon and time to head back to the island for lunch and I must admit I have never worked up such an appetite and enjoyed the company of others and food so much as we swapped stories of our morning out and about on the island pulling weeds or rhubarb with Orlando and polishing candles.

Now it's over to young Ewan & Roger to spend another couple of hours splitting these logs into segments small enough to fit into stoves.

Load the cut logs into a wheel-barrow and lug it up the hill to each cottage leaving each a supply for the next few days.

Now you must be wondering by now what happened to all that sawdust Roger and I generated on Mull this morning cutting a trailerfull of logs?

Well spotted if you have.

So where did you think all that sawdust in the compost toilets came from?

The Joy of Compost Toilets

Funny how the mention of compost toilets quickly generates comments, something about the Brits and all matters bottom. So by popular demand, gentle reader, here is one of several Erraid compost toilets located near the cottages.

This is not my compost toilet I hasten to add, as mine for some reason has two toilet seats inside, so if one feels the urge to share and chat on mattets scatological with fellow Erraidian, then mine is the one you want.

Not sure yet if I feel that close to Ian from Newcastle or Orlando from the Tyrol. but let's see how the week unfurls.

For those of you unused to compost toilets and of the gentler Shanks or avocado suite disposition, then know that a light scattering of sawdust at the end of duty is essential for that perfect finish to a meal of pulses or spotted dick & custard.

Apparently over time the oldest remains of communal lunches and dinners degenerate to a fine dust that gets removed to the local forest.

I have named this forest "The Forest of a Thousand Shits" and the title has got my creative juices flowing about how this could develop into an interesting poem or story.

On related matters, I am told that occupants of the two retreat cottages might feel too lazy to fumble their way through the night and thorny breyers instead preferring the walls of the cottage. Now my cottage has side walls obstructed by a rainwater tank and reserve slates, so most practical would be the one opposite. 

Monday, 30 May 2011

Pier Cotage - retreat

Here is Pier Cottage where I am staying, a lovely cottage with a Rayburn Range wood burning cooker and water heater.

So lot's of hot water, chickens wandering around outside and comfortable rooms.

This cottage is just to the edge of the community and often used for retreats and those who want to drop in and out of the daily Erraid routines or explore the island.

I first came across Erraid years ago when we stopped off whilst sailing nearby on a dutch barge hosting Baldur's Journey facilitated by Embercombe. Then it was a just an island visit for the day to work on the land with the locals, eat with them, visit the Wishing Stone and then sailing on to Fingal's Cave at Staffa.

At the back of my mind has been unfinished business to return and spend more time with them on Erraid, so here I am!

At the end of a rainbow

After about twelve hours travelling I made it to Erraid via Gatwick, Glasgow, Oban, Craignure and finally Fionnphort

Roger waiting with a small boat for the short but choppy crossing over to the Island, which at low tide one can walk to.

Just in time for the evening meal with the community that is full up this week with visitors from Scotland, Newcastle, America, Denmark and of course London.

The sun was out and then there was a full rainbow over the Erraid homes stopping in one of the vegetable fields.


As it was such a beautiful evening, a chance to tour the island, meet some of the residents, eye the compost toilets and visitors with equal uncertainty and then time to start adapting to the spirit of the community

Glasgow pit-stop

After a painfully early start, time out in Glasgow to wander around waiting for the shops and museum to open.

Then onto the Oban train with some of the best views of a beautiful Scotland you are likely to see from a train window.

Got talking to a retired couple from Dubbo who were surprised to find out I had been there and knew of their zoo. They were touring Great Britain on a go-anywhere rail-pass with a laptop and hand-luggage. Got me thinking this was a great idea and how easy it can be now if you have the time.

But the 4pm Oban ferry beckons over to Mull.

Saturday, 28 May 2011

Day Zero preparations - Erraid

Had a quick look at BBC Weather over Mull, a good mix of elemental weather, likely to become a diluvial experience at times, particularly Tuesday night.

Induction note advises of outdoor compost toilet with a nearby cow to keep me company, chamber pot available in cottage if I go wuss.

Suddenly remembered a house with Mum & Dad and an outdoor toilet - no clear recall beyond a wooden commode for Nanny.

Hot water only available via a wood burning stove!

Looking up on the map to find out where the heck fionnphort is, certainly way outside of my Oystercard comfortZone2.

Thought it would be fun to keep an online journal of the experience, as I am told that despite the basic conditions there will be internet.